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The Middle Of Nowhere (Can You Find It On A Map?)
Working from home on websites for international customers has certain occupational hazards if you live out in the middle of nowhere.
Allow me to explain. I pay for my family's daily rations of bread, water and the occasional snow flake (when...
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Family Guy - Biography Of Peter Griffin.
Peter Griffin is one of the funniest, probably the most
important characters in the cartoon animation series of 'Family
Guy'. He is a Nice, Funny, Fat ass character, who is not afraid
of spreading the word of his mind in to the world and...
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Give your relationship a workout
Have you ever had a fight over nothing? Seems like a dumb question, doesn’t it? It just doesn’t make sense. But if you’re dating, or know someone who is, you know exactly what I’m talking about. You say: ‘What’s the matter?’ They say: ‘Nothing.’ ...
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Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life
George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom
packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only
knew how seldom they did.
2. To expect life to treat you fairly because you're a good
person is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're
a vegetarian.
3 .Worry is like a rocking chair; it will give you something to
do, but won't get you anywhere.
4. Pain and suffering are a lot like gas....they too shall pass.
5. Always borrow money from a pessimist. They don't expect to be
paid back.
6. Anyone who says that swimming is good for the figure has
never
taken a real good look at a whale.
7. A bore is always "ME" deep in conversation.
8. Some people think their lives are full, when really they're
just cluttered.
9. If at first you don't succeed, try not to be amazed.
10. A leader without a sense of humour is like a grass cutter at
a cemetery. You have a lot of people under you paying absolutely
no attention.
Live Better....Laugh More
About the author:
Mike Moore is an international speaker on the role of humor in
human relations. Mike's articles and cartoons have appeared in
publications throughout the world. For more on what Mike can do
for your organization visit
http://motivationalplus.com/cgi/a/t.cgi?motplusarticles
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