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Top 10 Things to make your next company meeting more exciting Part 1
10. Take notes in finger paint.
9. Bring a huge jar of Vaseline to the meeting. Display it prominently and keep muttering the words “I came prepared”
8. Laugh uproariously at a quip that was made 2 or 3 minutes ago. Say, "Oh,...
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Fashion and the Fisherman.
Fashion and The Fisherman. The one thing I have always enjoyed about fishing is that you rarely see anyone wearing a tie. I suppose there is the occasional urban lunchtime warrior who might race from his cubicle to the Hudson river to get a...
Star Maps
Since movie stars have moved into the big mansions of Beverly Hills and Bel-Air, vendors have sold maps of their homes with varying accuracy. Although most stars resent unwanted intrusions of fans, many take it with good humor. Sitting in his...
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Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports
games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you
how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the
simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time...
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Funny T-shirts - Give the Gift of Laughter
It used to be that knowing a good joke or one-liner was the way
of giving the gift of laughter. It still is. But, for those of
us who have a hard time remembering jokes or coming up with our
own, we have turned to wearing funny t-shirts in order to
deliver this gift.
Now, the gift of laughter has many faces. The gift can be
sharing a joke with another human being or it can be enjoyed
solely by the wearer of the funny t-shirt. For instance, many
funny t-shirt websites now have a line of offensive or rude
t-shirts that are meant to shock the other party who reads them.
The one who purchases and wears this funny t-shirt enjoys the
reaction of others.
Funny t-shirts can also make social or political statements as
well. Two terms of the current President have spawned all sorts
of hilarity at his expense. Of course, many others would argue
that he's brought all this ridicule upon himself. No matter,
funny t-shirts are about delivering a message and about personal
identity.
When one wears a funny t-shirt they are stating, "This is who I
am and this is what I believe". Funny t-shirts are also a good
way to break the ice in a social situation. Men and women no
longer have to struggle with cheesy pick-up lines as they can
simply state their interests on a funny tee. For instance, a
t-shirt that reads, "Quick! I need a naked nurse" or "I'm in
touch with my
horniness emotion" may just tell the opposite sex
of your interests.
Funny t-shirts have also turned vintage. Graphics of those from
yesteryear spouting puns, irony and dirty slogans have been
popular of late. Humorous graphics from the 1920's to the 1970's
are generally used to deliver the funny messages.
Some funny t-shirts are all about the message and contain no
funny graphics whatsoever. The concept and joke or pun is the
key to the humor in these t-shirt designs. These designs may
include some minimal design work like fun with fonts, drop
shadows, colors and outlines, but verbal message is the most
important element in these types of funny tees.
All-in-all, funny t-shirts are a great way to get the message of
laughter out. Share a joke with a family member, friend or
coworker today just by dropping a funny tee on yourself. It's a
lot more fun than wearing a "kick me" sign on your back and
generally no animal testing is done when producing the tees.
Copyright © 2006 FunnyDesigns.com
About the author:
Ronald O'Donald writes tired and boring prose for
FunnyDesigns.com, in his spare time, when he's not griping about
his career as a Great American Novelist not taking off. For
those interested, however, in hilarious tee shirts, check out:
Funny
T-shirts by FunnyDesigns
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