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Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports
games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you
how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the
simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time...
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Bathroom Palacial
I had to play a joke on the maid at a hotel where I was staying. You know that little paper wrapper they place over the toilet seat, that thin paper band that is supposed to convince you that the facility is clean. You normally take the paper band...
BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE
Copyright The Quipping Queen 2005. BUDDHABOT AT YOUR SERVICE Or, where oh where have my wisdom teeth gone? By Ovid Publius Hadweenzic, Ph.D., a peripatetic professor of pre-recorded pauses, past-life parables and punctuated premonitions, on...
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Hollywood Humor: Cary Grant's Muffins
In 1853 in Saratoga Springs, New York, American Indian Chef George Crum was preparing his specialty French fried potatoes in the upscale resort he was working at, when he received word that one of the patrons complained they were cut too thick. An...
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Funny T-shirts - Give the Gift of Laughter
It used to be that knowing a good joke or one-liner was the way
of giving the gift of laughter. It still is. But, for those of
us who have a hard time remembering jokes or coming up with our
own, we have turned to wearing funny t-shirts in order to
deliver this gift.
Now, the gift of laughter has many faces. The gift can be
sharing a joke with another human being or it can be enjoyed
solely by the wearer of the funny t-shirt. For instance, many
funny t-shirt websites now have a line of offensive or rude
t-shirts that are meant to shock the other party who reads them.
The one who purchases and wears this funny t-shirt enjoys the
reaction of others.
Funny t-shirts can also make social or political statements as
well. Two terms of the current President have spawned all sorts
of hilarity at his expense. Of course, many others would argue
that he's brought all this ridicule upon himself. No matter,
funny t-shirts are about delivering a message and about personal
identity.
When one wears a funny t-shirt they are stating, "This is who I
am and this is what I believe". Funny t-shirts are also a good
way to break the ice in a social situation. Men and women no
longer have to struggle with cheesy pick-up lines as they can
simply state their interests on a funny tee. For instance, a
t-shirt that reads, "Quick! I need a naked nurse" or "I'm in
touch with my
horniness emotion" may just tell the opposite sex
of your interests.
Funny t-shirts have also turned vintage. Graphics of those from
yesteryear spouting puns, irony and dirty slogans have been
popular of late. Humorous graphics from the 1920's to the 1970's
are generally used to deliver the funny messages.
Some funny t-shirts are all about the message and contain no
funny graphics whatsoever. The concept and joke or pun is the
key to the humor in these t-shirt designs. These designs may
include some minimal design work like fun with fonts, drop
shadows, colors and outlines, but verbal message is the most
important element in these types of funny tees.
All-in-all, funny t-shirts are a great way to get the message of
laughter out. Share a joke with a family member, friend or
coworker today just by dropping a funny tee on yourself. It's a
lot more fun than wearing a "kick me" sign on your back and
generally no animal testing is done when producing the tees.
Copyright © 2006 FunnyDesigns.com
About the author:
Ronald O'Donald writes tired and boring prose for
FunnyDesigns.com, in his spare time, when he's not griping about
his career as a Great American Novelist not taking off. For
those interested, however, in hilarious tee shirts, check out:
Funny
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