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Diary Complaints
My wife keeps a diary, and sometimes leaves it open with the last entry in view on the coffee table. I'm a person who wouldn't want to read another person's diary, even my wife's, diaries being personal. But out of a corner of my eye, on the diary...
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Timothy Ward Is Hotter Than You
Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That's why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working....
Vitamin Supplements In A Liquid World
Every day, it seems like we are living in an increasingly liquid world. I'm not preaching against the evils of alcohol or for a new era of prohibition that will save us from sin and politicians. After all, water is also a liquid, and it rarely...
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Brighten Your Day and Enlighten Your Life
George Bernard Shaw once said that if you find something funny
search it for hidden truth. Here are few pearls of wisdom
packaged in humour. Enjoy.
1. You wouldn't worry what people thought about you if you only
knew how seldom they did....
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The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
The $600,000 Quarter - A True Story
By Rocky Ramsey
My father has what can only be described as fantastically good
luck or horribly bad luck. You'll have to be the judge with this
one. This is a true story.
Several months ago my parents went to a Biloxi casino and were
waiting in line for breakfast. The casino, being thoughtful for
its guests, not to mention making a few extra bucks for the
casino, had a line of slot machines that could be played while
people waited in line to get into the restaurant.
Dad decided to play a progressive slot machine while he waited.
He dropped a few quarters in, but wasn't winning very much. Then
he dropped in two quarters and pulled the handle.
Maybe it was
his lucky day. The first wheel came up Jackpot. The next wheel
came up Jackpot. The last wheel came up Jackpot. He got all three
Jackpots! $600,000!!!!! That's what he would've won if he'd put
three quarters in the slot machine. Because he only put two
quarters in the slot machine, he didn't win anything. Nothing.
Nada. Not only that, he lost the two quarters in the slot
machine. I guess that's why they call it a one-armed bandit.
About the Author
Rocky Ramsey publishes Movies, Money and More, A humorous site
featuring movie reviews, entertainment news, save/make money and
more. You don't know what you're missing if you don't take a
look. http://www.MoviesMoneyandMore.com
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