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The Bare Truth About My Butt Quiz
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THINGS THAT GO BUMP IN THE NIGHT
PUBLISHING GUIDELINES: You may freely reprint this article in a print or online magazine, e-zine, or newsletter provided that you leave the byline intact, do not alter the content, and make the blog address, www.quippingqueen.blogspot.com...
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You may be in love if...
One of the most common human experiences that two or more
(depending on how ambitious you are) people can share is love.
But, it's not always easy to tell if you are in like, lust or
full blown, forever loving. With that in mind, I've created this
list of signs that you may be crazy in love!
1. If you've ever stared deeply into the eyes of your
significant other for more than 10 seconds without cracking up
hysterically ... you may be in love.
2. If every person in your life tells you that she/he's no good
and you're mailman, pharmacist and local news station agrees,
yet you think they are "just jealous" ... you may be in love.
3. Guys: if you've taken the pictures of the other women in
you're life off the walls, like the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit
Edition posters, Playmate of the month calendar, Monster Truck
Rally 2005 ... you may be in love.
4. Ladies: men can produce excessive amounts of eye watering,
nose burning noxious odor from almost any food or drink, and
then aren't above sharing it with others, especially at night.
Knowing all this, and you STILL want to sleep in the same bed
with him ... you may be in love. 5. If your significant other
asks you how they look in their new retro polyester lime green
outfit and you say they look hot ... you may be in love.... or
you have a really strong self preservation instinct.
6. Guys: if you've ever given up washing and waxing that new car
you just bought to watch "Sleepless in Seattle" with
you're
girlfriend/wife for the 20th time ... you may be in love.
7. If you always remember every anniversary and birthday of your
partner, and you're not female ... you may be in love.
8. If you think the underwear and socks you get for your
birthday and Christmas every year is a pleasant surprise ... you
may be in love.
9. If you thought the Sears Tool Set and rolling cabinet you got
for your birthday was great idea, and you're not male ... you
may be in love.
10. If you are taken to Burger King for a romantic dinner, and
that doesn't bother you ... you may be in love.
11. If you notice your local florist starts arriving at work in
a limo since you became a customer ... you may be in love
12. If hearing "Honey, wheres my clean underwear?" brings tears
of joy to your eyes ... you may be in love
But the easiest way to tell if you are in love is this: If
there is no one on this planet that you would rather spend
everyday of your life with than the one you are with ... then
you ARE in love!
About the author:
Jan Michaels is a self-described relationship expert (why is his
girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love. When not writing
amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really
important, unless feeding the cat counts.
You can see more of his musings or various and sundry humorous
items at: Articles Heaven
or Free Heaven
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